Some Fan Mail

January 30, 2006 5:51 pm by: BiMaxxno comments

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I got this piece of fan mail the other day that I’d like to share with you to show just how popular the site is becoming all over the globe:

I AM A CITIZEN OF ZAIRE, SON OF THE LATE FORMER

PRESIDENT OF ZAIRE (PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE SEKO) SINCE

THE DEATH OF MY LATE FATHER SOME YEARS AGO I HAVE BEEN 

RESIDING IN NIGERIA ON TEMPORARY POLITICAL ASYLUM. ON

MY ARRIVAL IN NIGERIA AFTER MY LATE FATHER'S BURIAL, I

CAME INTO NIGERIA WITH A DIPLOMATIC PACKAGED

CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING THE SUM OF $18,000,000.00

(EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WHICH I GOT

FROM PART OF THE MONEY MY LATE FATHER MADE THROUGH

DIAMONDS SALES WHEN HE WAS THE PRESIDENT OF ZAIRE FOR

ABOUT 32 YEARS.PRECISELY, SINCE MY ARRIVAL WITH THE

DIPLOMATIC PACKAGED CONSIGNMENT IT HAS BEEN SAFELY

KEPT WITH A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN NIGERIA MOREOVER,

I DO NOT WANT TO INVEST THIS MONEY IN ANY PART OF

AFRICA DUE TO THE CONSTANTPOLITICAL INSTABILITY IN

AFRICA.MY PLAN IS TO USE THIS MONEY TO INVEST IN A

PROFITABLE BUSINESS IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD APART

FROM AFRICA, ALSO TO PURCHASE A RESIDENTIAL

ACCOMMODATION. I WILL COME OVER AND SETTLE THERE

WITH MY FAMILY. HENCE,I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR

ASSISTANCE AS MY FOREIGN PARTNER TO RECEIVE THIS

MONEY ON MY BEHALF ON ARRIVAL ABROAD AND TO KEEP IT

INA SAFE PLACE PENDING MY ARRIVAL TO JOIN YOU UP. UPON

THE RECEIPT OF YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO MY PROPOSAL, I CAN

IMMEDIATELY ARRANGE FOR THE MONEY TO LEAVE NIGERIA IN

YOUR FAVOUR (i.e. AS THE BENEFICIARY) FOR ONWARD

MOVEMENT TO WHERE YOU CAN RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT.

PLEASE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME, DO SEND INYOUR

REPLY IMMEDIATELY BASED ON THE FOLLOWING: -

(1) WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THIS AMOUNT DO YOU INTEND

TOCHARGE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO

EXPRESS YOUR MIND,

(2) INCLUDE YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS TO

ENHANCE THE CONFIDENTIALITY,WHICH THIS BUSINESS

DEMANDS.

I SHALL INFORM YOU WITH NEXT LINE OF ACTION AS SOON AS

I RECEIVE YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE. 10% OF THE TOTAL

MONEY WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXTRA EXPENDITURE. I

ASSURE YOU THAT THERE WILL NOT BEANY BLOW BACK.

YOUR URGENT REPONSE THROGH MY E-MAIL OR ALTERNATIVE

EMAIL:, SHALL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED.

BEST REGARDS,

ITAH MOBUTU.

Thanks, Itah! The info’s on it’s way! Keep enjoying the site, and I look forward to hearing from you ;)



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