Some Fan Mail
January 30, 2006 5:51 pm by: BiMaxx • no comments
I got this piece of fan mail the other day that I’d like to share with you to show just how popular the site is becoming all over the globe:
I AM A CITIZEN OF ZAIRE, SON OF THE LATE FORMER PRESIDENT OF ZAIRE (PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE SEKO) SINCE THE DEATH OF MY LATE FATHER SOME YEARS AGO I HAVE BEEN RESIDING IN NIGERIA ON TEMPORARY POLITICAL ASYLUM. ON MY ARRIVAL IN NIGERIA AFTER MY LATE FATHER'S BURIAL, I CAME INTO NIGERIA WITH A DIPLOMATIC PACKAGED CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING THE SUM OF $18,000,000.00 (EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WHICH I GOT FROM PART OF THE MONEY MY LATE FATHER MADE THROUGH DIAMONDS SALES WHEN HE WAS THE PRESIDENT OF ZAIRE FOR ABOUT 32 YEARS.PRECISELY, SINCE MY ARRIVAL WITH THE DIPLOMATIC PACKAGED CONSIGNMENT IT HAS BEEN SAFELY KEPT WITH A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN NIGERIA MOREOVER, I DO NOT WANT TO INVEST THIS MONEY IN ANY PART OF AFRICA DUE TO THE CONSTANTPOLITICAL INSTABILITY IN AFRICA.MY PLAN IS TO USE THIS MONEY TO INVEST IN A PROFITABLE BUSINESS IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD APART FROM AFRICA, ALSO TO PURCHASE A RESIDENTIAL ACCOMMODATION. I WILL COME OVER AND SETTLE THERE WITH MY FAMILY. HENCE,I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AS MY FOREIGN PARTNER TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY ON MY BEHALF ON ARRIVAL ABROAD AND TO KEEP IT INA SAFE PLACE PENDING MY ARRIVAL TO JOIN YOU UP. UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO MY PROPOSAL, I CAN IMMEDIATELY ARRANGE FOR THE MONEY TO LEAVE NIGERIA IN YOUR FAVOUR (i.e. AS THE BENEFICIARY) FOR ONWARD MOVEMENT TO WHERE YOU CAN RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT. PLEASE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME, DO SEND INYOUR REPLY IMMEDIATELY BASED ON THE FOLLOWING: - (1) WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THIS AMOUNT DO YOU INTEND TOCHARGE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS YOUR MIND, (2) INCLUDE YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS TO ENHANCE THE CONFIDENTIALITY,WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS. I SHALL INFORM YOU WITH NEXT LINE OF ACTION AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE. 10% OF THE TOTAL MONEY WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXTRA EXPENDITURE. I ASSURE YOU THAT THERE WILL NOT BEANY BLOW BACK. YOUR URGENT REPONSE THROGH MY E-MAIL OR ALTERNATIVE EMAIL:, SHALL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. BEST REGARDS, ITAH MOBUTU.
Thanks, Itah! The info’s on it’s way! Keep enjoying the site, and I look forward to hearing from you

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